How's our typical day in the office?  Today's instant message log pretty much says it all:
{Chap-tastic} [12:11:14 PM]  i just took an order for a guy and he wanted to know if we had crash proof screens
{Chap-tastic}[12:11:24 PM]  this is the 3rd screen he has had to put on
{Chap-tastic}[12:11:28 PM]  and he is on a scooter
{Chap-tastic}[12:11:34 PM]  i think its time for him to stop riding
{Lieutenant Dan}[12:11:47 PM]  he needs a scooter made of nerf
{Lieutenant Dan}[12:12:28 PM]  and we do sell crash-proof screens.  they're made of unicorn horns and yeti fur. we're out of stock, but a new shipment should arrive when santa claus comes.
{Squid}[12:12:57 PM]  hahaha